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First, the magical Maleficent perfection that was Once Upon A Dream came out with spooky flawlessness…
And now, we sort of know when her new album Ultraviolence will be dropping!?!
Lana Del Rey, you are a unique goddess, and we thank you!
During an impromptu fan autograph sesh that was posted to YouTube on February 8th, the sultry songstress accidentally revealed that her new music will be released on May 1st!
WHAAAAA?! Say it isn't so-la-ti-do!
After realizing she was being recorded, Lana did seem to backtrack slightly when remembering that no actual date has been set in stone—but we're thrilled the jams could be coming out in just a few months!
"It's so good that it made me forget about the last record. I'm in love with it. I have that romantic feeling about it."
Ch-ch-check out the entire fantastical fan encounter (below) and prepare yourself for new Lana tracks ASAP!
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