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A Real Life Teenage Ninja Saves His Home From Burglars!

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This man just totally honored his family!

19-year-old Jesse Endsley was at his family's home in Charlotte, North Carolina sleeping when he heard a knock on his front door.

Aside from being a knock from would-be robbers, it was also destiny knocking.

He looked out to see three men in his front yard, and when they went around back, he went upstairs and grabbed his samurai sword that he recently got at an Anime convention in May.

He confronted the three burglars, also teens, and chased them down with katana in hand! Such is the way of Bushido!

Jesse talked about his stoic heroics, and using his blade of glory:

"I didn't know if they had anything on them. I just knew that I had this, and if they had stopped or turned around, I was swinging at the first person that looked at me."

The three were caught and charged with attempted breaking and entering and conspiracy. Meanwhile, Jesse is being charged (by us) with being a bad ass.

And now, in honor of Jesse's bravery, a haiku…

Jesse defended
His home with sharp bladed steel.
He is getting laid.

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One comment to “A Real Life Teenage Ninja Saves His Home From Burglars!”



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    Bushido was the samurais, not ninjas.