We can barely keep up!
And as it turns out, this is all actually Kanye West's fault!
[Image via E!.]
Someone alert the temper tantrum police!
The actor proved he is up to his old antics again when he showed up to the Berlin premiere of Nymphomaniac with a brown bag covering his face that read "I AM NOT FAMOUS ANYMORE" (above) on the front.
Note also the bar code on the corner. Ya know, because he's a product of fame, or something like that. Super profound.
But what caused Shi-Shi to do something as desperately attention-seeking as this?
Well, earlier in the day, Shia attended a press conference for the movie and when asked about whether him & his co-star Stacy Martin were worried about all the sex scenes in the film, he went off.
"When the seagulls [pause] follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea. Thank you very much.”
AND THEN HE STORMED OFF STAGE.
Yeah, we're really confused too.
AND apparently, even BEFORE the whole press conference, Shia reportedly lunged at three guys in the lounge at the Ritz-Carlton because they tried to take a picture of him.
Can someone intervene and help him or something?!
[Image via Iveta Rysava/WENN.]