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This Twilight Actress Actually Wrote A Poem Called, "My Heart Is A Wiffle Ball"! When You Find Out Who, You Might Think It's Super Awkward!

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Maybe this will turn a whole slew of Twihards into poetry fans?!

The wonderful world that is poetry might just explode now that this little Twilight starlet is revealing her secret passion.

She might just be on track to become the next poet laureate!

LOLz!!! We kid, we kiiiiiiid!

But really, who knew Kristen Stewart was an avid writer of poetry!

We'd have never guessed!

The actress admitted not only to writing poems in her spare time, but she even read one aloud to her Marie Claire interviewer!

Prior to the impromptu reading, KStew admitted:

"Oh, my God, it's so embarrassing. I can't believe I'm doing this."

Aww! Embarrassing, sure, but the poem is actually pretty good!

PLUS, she's TOTALLY the last person we'd EVER expect to share such a personal poem like this!

Ch-ch-check out the whole poem…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

My Heart Is A Wiffle Ball/Freedom Pole

I reared digital moonlight
You read its clock, scrawled neon across that black
Kismetly … ubiquitously crest fallen
Thrown down to strafe your foothills
…I'll suck the bones pretty.
Your nature perforated the abrasive organ pumps
Spray painted everything known to man,
Stream rushed through and all out into
Whilst the crackling stare down sun snuck
Through our windows boarded up
He hit your flint face and it sparked.

And I bellowed and you parked
We reached Marfa.
One honest day up on this freedom pole
Devils not done digging
He's speaking in tongues all along the pan handle
And this pining erosion is getting dust in
My eyes
And I'm drunk on your morsels
And so I look down the line
Your every twitch hand drum salute
Salutes mine …

Whoa! Totally not something we'd expect from her!

Is it just us or could that possibly be about Robert Pattinson?!

Or even Rupert Sanders?!

What do U think of the poem?!

P.S. CLICK HERE for the style and fashion details behind her MC editorial!

[Image via Summit Entertainment.]

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4 comments to “This Twilight Actress Actually Wrote A Poem Called, "My Heart Is A Wiffle Ball"! When You Find Out Who, You Might Think It's Super Awkward!”

  1. 1

    My Uncle Samuel recently got a nearly new blue Mercedes-Benz SL-Class Convertible from only workin parttime on a pc. i was reading this


  2. RKTOR says – reply to this


    It's so bad it sorta hurts.

  3. nina says – reply to this


    she wrote this poem fro her gf Alicia Cargile. They were together on that trip to Marfa, that's when she realized she's in love with her

  4. vrinda says – reply to this


    happy b'day !! enjoy it