That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
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The leader of the free world and the queen of all things wonderful having a secret love affair?!?
The answer is apparently France!
A leading French newspaper, le Figaro, picked up the scoop of the Prez and Bey’s hush-hush hookups after paparazzo Pascal Rostain spilled the rumor in a radio interview!
Mr. Rostain happens to be friends with the former First Lady of France, Carla Bruni, and promised that this bombshell would blow up in Obama and Beyoncé's faces!
"It'll go out tomorrow in the Washington Post. I can assure you that the world will talk about it.”
Well, sorry Frenchie, but the Post is now pledging to not waste a drop of ink on this totally outlandish tale! They slammed the sensational story earlier today and reiterated that they have no plans to publish Pascal's accusations.
Sure, American presidents have a bit of a track record with infidelity. Heck, we still can’t look at a blue dress the same way thanks to Bill Clinton.
But Queen Bey and Barry O?
No proof, no evidence, NO WAY!
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