Where are these girls’ parents?!
But why were they even there?!
Both weekends have the same lineup, and more importantly
[Image via Pacific Coast News.]
Historians often say, those who cannot learn from the past are doomed to repeat it.
Which is why it’s important that we all learn from the mistakes we made in the 90s.
Like wearing Zubaz pants…
Or those Tae Bo VHS tapes that you bought.
But especially the line-dancing diddy Achy Breaky Heart by Billy Ray Cyrus!
Don’t get us wrong. We’re cool with BRC nowadays. But that song…
Which is why our fingers shook with fear as we pressed play on Achy Breaky 2, the sequel to the original tune!
This time…it’s a rap song.
You just gagged a little, didn’t you?
You want twerking? You got it!
You want smoking mystery stimulants? You got it!
You want Larry King introducing the video in a 40 second long tirade? You got…
Look, the point is, everyone is going to be talking about this video. So you might as well watch it!
Ch-ch-check out Billy Ray’s second attempt at this cringeworthy classic (above)!