Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Justin Bieber might end up having to pack his bags and go back home after all!
But Team #DeportBieber might get their wish granted after all!
If he’s charged AND convicted of vandalizing his neighbor with a carton of eggs, officials believe that may just be enough to order the pop star out of the U.S.
Bieber is a Canadian citizen and is ONLY allowed to live in America because of his work visa.
But if he’s convicted of a “moral turpitude” crime, immigration can deport him due to his “inadmissible” work status!
What is moral turpitude you ask?
Um…that just about sums up chucking eggs at your next-door neighbor’s home!
The L.A. Sheriff’s department even want Justin to be charged with FELONY vandalism because the damage is estimated to cost over $20K!
Holy shiz! Was he throwing eggs or grenades??
Whether it’s misdemeanor or felony charges that the judge hands down to him in this case, J.B. better be walking on egg shells from here on out because any further bad behavior is almost certain to make renewing his resident permit an impossibility!
Shape up or ship out, Bieberoni!