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Toronto's Crack-Smoking, Muff-Diving Mayor Got A Biopic! Deets On Crazy Town: The Rob Ford Story HERE!

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You know how everyone jokes about how Hollywood has run out of ideas? Well, all they had to do was look up!

Only yesterday, our northern neighbors were best known for poutine, Carly Rae Jepsen, and moose meat jerky, but these days Canada's chief export seems to be the disturbingly wacky tales of Toronto's mayor Rob Ford!

Mayor Ford's undeniably intriguing and often appalling antics are so engrossing that jouranlist Robyn Doolittle put them into a book called Crazy Town: The Rob Ford Story!

Well, guess what? That book was optioned into a movie!!

AMAZEBALLZ!!

We aren't sure whether the flick will be a hit, but we can think of one person who will pay to see it on opening night:

Justin Bieber!!!

Those two are totally besties, LOLz!!!

The question on all of our minds, though - who will Blue Ice Pictures CAST to play the crack-smoking mayor who, during a televised interview, famously spoke of feasting on his female companion's fabulous fur-burger??

We wonder if Kevin Farley is still in the biz? Ha!

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3 comments to “Toronto's Crack-Smoking, Muff-Diving Mayor Got A Biopic! Deets On Crazy Town: The Rob Ford Story HERE!”

  1. mlyjn says – reply to this


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    As some who lives in Toronto, I don't support this or agree with this at all. Ford is a national embarrassment and a joke of a mayor. Please, world, stop sensationalizing everything he does. It's just feeding his delusional ego and making it worse. If we stop looking at it, it might go away.

  2. M says – reply to this


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    Go eat a bag of dicks Perez.

  3. katherine long says – reply to this


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    i wish everyone would quit criticizing rob ford;he is doing a great job for city of toronto;if he did drugs on the job–if he drank alcohol on the job, then it's another story–what he does at home, is nobody's business