This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
Fun-Employment: The American Dream!
The U.S. Dept. of Labor's Bureau of Labor Statistics just pushed out some new employment data and, we'll be honest, the numbers might alarm you!
According to the data, there are over 100 million unemployed Americans and 91.5 million of them aren't even looking for jobs!!!
Ughh!!! That's horrible!!!
Nah, not really! As it turns out, a very large percentage of those 91,455,000 folks NOT looking for jobs are retired, or students, or stay at home caretakers!!
Phew!!! We were worried for a second!
Still, over 6 million Americans are looking for work and unable to find it!! Sadzies!