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91 Million Americans Are Jobless & Don't Give A F*ck! Get Fun-Employment Deets HERE!

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Fun-Employment: The American Dream!

The U.S. Dept. of Labor's Bureau of Labor Statistics just pushed out some new employment data and, we'll be honest, the numbers might alarm you!

According to the data, there are over 100 million unemployed Americans and 91.5 million of them aren't even looking for jobs!!!

Ughh!!! That's horrible!!!

Or… is it?

Nah, not really! As it turns out, a very large percentage of those 91,455,000 folks NOT looking for jobs are retired, or students, or stay at home caretakers!!

Phew!!! We were worried for a second!

Still, over 6 million Americans are looking for work and unable to find it!! Sadzies!

Hmm, we wonder if Zac Efron is amongst them? We'd totally hire him to rub tanning oil on our backside!

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8 comments to “91 Million Americans Are Jobless & Don't Give A F*ck! Get Fun-Employment Deets HERE!”

  1. nationalenquirer says – reply to this


    1

    Thanks for the "celebrity news"
    Moron.

  2. d banfield says – reply to this


    2

    thank you for using a black person in this stupid and misleading post….good work promoting a stereotype!

  3. Aphrodite says – reply to this


    3

    How racist can you get? Incredible. As a member of two minorities yourself, you should be more sensitive and not promote racial stereotypes. Shame on you, Perez.



  4. 4

    If he had used a white person, the comments would have been about the "typical white/trailer trash" Can't win!



  5. 5

    This is NOT good, and I mean that you should not put a misleading headline about the unemployed.
    Some people will not read the true facts and start to repeat this FALSE information.
    And it's not amusing to anyone, no matter what race they are.



  6. 6

    Democrats are now calling the unemployed "free agents" "liberated" all the unemployed can now make all their dreams come true. raise your children, make them dinner, write a book, paint. YOUR LIBERATED PEOPLE, you are no longer tied to a 40 hour work week. SADLY this is true, this is what the democrats are saying.

    talk about a war on women, now bitches stay home and raise your kids, fix them dinner.



  7. 7

    I thought the man in the white house, who walks on water was gonna fix absolutely everything, seems like he hasnt done that.

  8. thetruthhurts says – reply to this


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    Thanks Obama for f*cking up this country!!