If this is true, it is absolutely crazy!
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NO, THIS IS NOT A CRUEL JOKE.
It has been confirmed that Alex Skarsgård's bare pecks will be in 3D for up to two hours as the titular character in the new Tarzan flick!!!
As if the reboot didn't sound seXXXy enough, Wolf Of Wall Street's stunning Margot Robbie will play the Queen to the eXXXtra hunky King Of The Jungle as Jane Porter.
It is very possible that there has never been a hotter onscreen couple.
Imagine how pretty their Tarzan babies would be??! *SIGH*
This version of the classic tale will follow the twosome as Tarzan is forced to go back to London after being raised in the jungle.
Hollywood heavyweights Samuel L. Jackson and Christoph Waltz are also signed on to co-star.
But don't go banging on your chests in excitement just yet because sadly, the retold story of the Apeman will not be hitting theaters until July 1, 2016.