Rihanna is filming something in Paris.
We repeat: RIHANNA IS FILMING SOMETHING IN PARIS!!!!
Does this mean we're all closer to new music than we think?!?!?
The update posted to the website (after using some good 'ol Google Translate) says:
You're guaranteed to TREASURE this video!
We officially nominate Bruno Mars to reboot Punk'd! Who knew this guy was such a punk…wait for it…rocker!
Bruno pretended to have throat problems with a nurse backstage at Ellen, but secretly Ellen DeGeneres was feeding him lines through an ear piece like a HIGHlarious Cyrano de Bergerac.
Unlike our hearts when we listen to When I Was Your Man, Bruno doesn't even break. Well, he does a little, but he covers so well!
Ch-ch-check out his award winning performance (above)!!!