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Ding dong! Weed delivery!
Can you imagine calling up a company for some premium bud and having them deliver it to your door?!
Guess what. It’s happening. Right now!
Residents of Seattle have a new local business that’s sparking up the city with door-to-door ganja service!
Just dial Winterlife Cooperative Cannabis’ 1-800 number and in 45 minutes, Mary Jane will be knocking on your door!
Customers have a daily menu of marijuana to choose from with prices starting at about $80 for a quarter-ounce. Cash is the only accepted form of payment, so make sure you have your papers and paper money ready before you place your order!
Not only is Winterlife making getting high convenient, they’re also supporting a good cause in the process!
For each $350 starter kit (which includes various strains of pot, a vaporizer, and a pipe) that they sell, the company donates $100 to a nearby animal rehab center!
The animal theme plays out in other ways as well. Like the names of the dudes delivering your order to you!
All employees of Winterlife go by a “critter” alias! Fox, Owl, Wombat, Otter, Hawk, Panther, or Bear will be the ones on your doorstep with your special package in hand!
HA! Love it!
The state of Washington legalized recreational marijuana use, but the new law doesn’t take effect until this spring at the earliest!
Seattle police officer Sgt. Sean Whitcomb warned that all of the transactions with Winterlife are against the law! But customers don’t need to worry too much. He explained:
"Like anything else, our department takes all the complaints and dedicates our resources in a way that makes sense and is going to be most impactful.”
That being said, the force is needed in much more serious matters than cracking down on stoners getting their weed delivered to them!
So smoke ‘em while you got ‘em, Washington! And if you don’t have ‘em, give Winterlife a call!