The fancy British gloves are off!
Sharon Osbourne wants everyone to know she isn't exactly Justin Bieber's biggest fan…
So on Monday's episode of Chelsea Lately, The Talk host decided to reveal her master plan for Bieberoni if she was his real-life manager!
Sharon described the tough love and LOL-worthy approach she'd take based on Justin's recent disappointing behavior:
"He would have to go to a hospital to get my foot out of his ass. And after they pried my foot from his ass, it's all about the music."
Sassy! We LOVE it!
She continued on, saying after his exciting visit to the ER, it would be about making great music - something which she believes he's currently lacking:
"If you make great music, I'll accept anything. If you're a great artist, I'm not so judgmental. But when you do floppy, poppy, disposable music, I don't care. For me he doesn't do anything that's going to stand the test of time."
Belieber DISS, for realz!
But in all seriousness, Sharon explained that if she actually was in charge of the Heartbreaker singer, he'd be making great music and could be as wild as he so chooses:
"If I seriously managed him, I would put him in the studio until he came out with a great album, and then, it gives you a license to misbehave."
Although we'd love to see this actually happen, we think Mrs. O is too busy with her own budding career and brood!
Tags: chelsea handler, gifs, highlarious, justin bieber, music minute, sharon osbourne