It's finally done!
The stated reason for the divorce? "Irreconcilable differences."
Kris and Bruce will share joint custody over Kylie Jenner, but neither will receive spousal support.
If you thought Bruce Jenner was in the middle of turning himself a lovely little lady, well, you thought wrong!
According to sources so close to the Kardashian family that they could presumably describe the scent of Khloe's delicious deli meat-scented breath, that's not the case AT ALL!
The Spruce Bruce isn't trying to become a woman; he's undergoing a litany of physical transformations because he's ADDICTED to plastic surgery!
They say Bruce loves going under the knife almost as much as Michael Jackson did!
"[Bruce has a] Michael Jackson-like obsession with plastic surgery."
Well, at least that explains why he shaved down his throat's
boner Adam's apple!
We aren't sure if this is why Kris Jenner sought a separation, but it doesn't matter - we're just happy he found himself a hobby as long as he's safe!
Keep doing what makes you happy, Brucey!