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Bruce Jenner & Michael Jackson Have Something Special In Common & It's Going To Shock You! Hint: It's Not A Sweet Tooth For Flan!

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If you thought Bruce Jenner was in the middle of turning himself a lovely little lady, well, you thought wrong!

According to sources so close to the Kardashian family that they could presumably describe the scent of Khloe's delicious deli meat-scented breath, that's not the case AT ALL!

The Spruce Bruce isn't trying to become a woman; he's undergoing a litany of physical transformations because he's ADDICTED to plastic surgery!

They say Bruce loves going under the knife almost as much as Michael Jackson did!

The source described it:

"[Bruce has a] Michael Jackson-like obsession with plastic surgery."

Well, at least that explains why he shaved down his throat's boner Adam's apple!

We aren't sure if this is why Kris Jenner sought a separation, but it doesn't matter - we're just happy he found himself a hobby as long as he's safe!

Keep doing what makes you happy, Brucey!

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8 comments to “Bruce Jenner & Michael Jackson Have Something Special In Common & It's Going To Shock You! Hint: It's Not A Sweet Tooth For Flan!”



  1. 1

    just another casualty of PIMPS who whore out their own children.



  2. 2

    and i hope perez hilton dies in a violent way. he makes money from PIMPS who whore out their own children. die already.



  3. 3

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  4. STFU says – reply to this


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    Re: jeanmichelbasketcase – Wah wah wah….! All you say is "die". Drop dead and stfu while you'r at it sicko!



  5. 5

    Re: STFU – if you defend this grease-stain then you're complicit in the PIMPING OF CHILDREN and you agree that MOTHERS SHOULD SELL THEIR CHILDREN'S SEX TAPE FOR MONEY AND THEY DON'T EVEN NEED MONEY.



  6. 6

    you know what's SICKO? a wealthy family, they live in a mansion, they all drive lux cars and spend their time shopping and shopping and shopping, they have money, but they don't have "FAME", so the mother become the children't PIMP and makes them walk around in skimpy clothes so the photographers they themselves call can photograph them and then make the deal to sell their SEX TAPES so they can have more money, so they can go shopping for more and more, get engaged "by surprise", married in front of the cameras, break up some phony relationship, smear their "john"/hubby just so they can have even more money so they can go shopping. defend this then you'll defend anything. SICKO.

  7. zoe says – reply to this


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    he still looks fucking shit



  8. 8

    its this simple, this season is about kimmy and E paying for another huge wedding for her and the stinky rapper and poor little karseat.

    kimmy doesn't want khloe or bruce stealing her big event.