Well, here's one make out partner who will definitely be your Valentine.
26-year-old Emily King has found the cure to romantic rejection! It's…a make out pillow, fully equipped with a mouth for you to jam your lonely tongue down!
What can we say? If you build it they will come.
Emily, a designer based in Florida, created the Let's Make Out pillow as a means to help people who might be out of practice:
"When I was in middle school, everyone 'joked' about making out with pillows for practice. I'm assuming that I was not the only one for whom the jokes had some truth. Let's just all admit that we all practice made-out with our pillows and we looked really silly doing it. Those poor pillows.
There seems to have been little innovation in the make-out practice pillow department despite the rise in popularity of decorative 'Let's Make Out' pillows and cuddle pillows that are shaped like a human torso, so it is time that I step in and offer a new solution to the middle-schoolers or lonely hearts of the world: a pillow with a mouth. You are welcome. You are so welcome."
This gift seems perfect for everyone who has to go through V-Day alone, or for people with pillow fetishes! And if you're in the middle of that Venn diagram? Perfect!
And after your kissy-kissy sesh, you get to have pillow talk with an actual pillow! And it doesn't talk back to you saying you're inadequate at kissing!
CLICK HERE to follow Emily's step-by-step process and build one yourself!
[Image via Emily King/Instructables.]
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