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Oscars Losers Will Receive Consolation Gift Bags Worth $55K! Find Out What Goodies Are Inside HERE!

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Only a few of this year's Oscar nominees will take home a statue, but many, many more will be taking home… a $250 bottle of maple syrup!?

Not everyone can walk away with a statue on Oscar night, but Distinctive Assets is seeing to that most folks at least get something to take home!

They've dubbed their consolation prize the "Everybody Wins at the Oscars" gift bag — it's an assortment of goodies that will be handed out to the also-rans, and it's valued at over $55,000!

Woo hoo! Sounds AMAZEBALLZ!

Curious what else in the bag?

Find out…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

Chocolatines Savory Wine Flight Pairing ($80)
Halo Natural Pet Food ($6,142.89)
Max Martin Shoes ($750)
Dosha Tea-Based Pops ($35)
Blossom Blends Tea ($49.95)
Hydroxycut Weight Loss Products ($38.96)
Narrative Clip Camera ($279)
Polar Loop Activity Tracker ($109.95)
Steamist Home Spa System ($2,560)
M3K Beauty Products ($100)
Best of Vegas Tour Package ($9,000)
Rouge Maple Syrup ($250)
House Call From Nutritionist Heather Lounsbury ($500)
Slimware Dinnerware ($59)
Huntley Drive Fitness Training Sessions ($850)
Le Petit Cirque Troop ($575)
Jan Lewis Designs Bracelet ($400)
Walk Japan Tour of Japan ($15,000)
Epic Pet Health Therapy ($1,571.98)
Acure Skincare ($300)
Rocky Mountaineer Train Trip ($4,078.00)
Gizara Arts Print ($1,000)
Jitseu Handbags ($279)
Imanta Mexico Resort Stay ($3,300)
Koala Landing Resort Stay in Kauai ($2,000)
Aviv 613 Vodka ($30)

Oooh, fun! We'll take two, please!!

UPDATE: The Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences has EXCLUSIVELY! assured us that they don't have a hand in the gift bags — their rep says they haven't "approved, endorsed, or sponsored" them.

In fact, considering the tax liability that may be involved, they aren't even sure whether the intended recipients would want a gift bag!

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8 comments to “Oscars Losers Will Receive Consolation Gift Bags Worth $55K! Find Out What Goodies Are Inside HERE!”



  1. 1

    Disgusting…people are starving, dying from ilness due to not being afford healthcare and this is what the rich are given? Vile…when are we going to open our eyes to the fact that there is NO middle class anymore…the poor and the rich…And all the milions that are obsessed with these ego-maniac rich people…yuck..I for one, will not be watching the lame Oscars..stroking their egos is the last thing I want to watch…yuck.



  2. 2

    Only heard of two of those brands but wish them all well. Hoping to watch again this year.



  3. 3

    55k. I know people who would cut off an appendage to make that in a year after being unemployed for months and months.

    Just . . . gross.

    Not to mention that an admirable amount of this "loot" will end up on ebay or some shit.

    Fuck yeah, America.

  4. Steph says – reply to this


    4

    You forgot to mention that the halo food is going to an animal charity of their choice and is being completely funded by Elen Degeneres company Halo.



  5. 5

    Yeah the rich get richer and the poor get poorer but the poor ppl are the stupid ones to make the rich ppl richer.



  6. 6

    Give away,give away,now!



  7. 7

    That is more than double what I make a year!



  8. 8

    It's sad that once someone gets rich they are given everything. They can afford it themselves.

    When you're a nobody and broke nothing is given to you. If you become rich and famous and can actually afford it everything is given to you for free..What in the actual f@ck is that?