If you aren't watching this hot new trailer, you're basically being masochistic!
The 50 Shades of Grey trailer just went up online, and it went up HARD!
So find your own personal Red Room of Pain, and ch-ch-check out this new trailer (above)!!!
OMG! You know how we love anything that can warm the heart and lube the anus in one swift motion, so this is just the best!
Gun Oil, one of the biggest names in sexy-time lubricant, just put out an absolutely PERFECT Valentine's Day commercial that celebrates LGBT servicemen and it's AH-Mazing!!!
Ch-ch-check it out (above)!
Aww!!! The ad was so emotionally impactful that it's lubricating our eyes, too!
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