LGBT Soldiers Are Celebrated In SeXXXiest Valentine's Day Commercial EVER! Lube Up Your Eyes, Heart, & Junk HERE!

2/14/2014 7:51 PM ET | Filed under: Gay Gay Gay • Love Line • Advertisement • Sex

OMG! You know how we love anything that can warm the heart and lube the anus in one swift motion, so this is just the best!

Gun Oil, one of the biggest names in sexy-time lubricant, just put out an absolutely PERFECT Valentine's Day commercial that celebrates LGBT servicemen and it's AH-Mazing!!!

Ch-ch-check it out (above)!

Aww!!! The ad was so emotionally impactful that it's lubricating our eyes, too!

Remember ~~kids~~ consenting adults, don't skimp on the lubricant — it makes sexy bedroom time more comfortable for everyone!

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9 comments to “LGBT Soldiers Are Celebrated In SeXXXiest Valentine's Day Commercial EVER! Lube Up Your Eyes, Heart, & Junk HERE!”

GayAgenda says – reply to this

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Lovely ad. This should be required viewing in all military camps.
WTF says – reply to this

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"LGBT Soldiers Are Celebrated In SeXXXiest Valentine's Day Commercial EVER! Lube Up Your Eyes, Heart, & Junk HERE!"
Perez you are a fucking idiot with stupid ass comments like this. Its dumb shit like this that is holding the LGBT community back. Being gay is not all about Lubing up and over sexualizing everything to do with the community.
You are a huge hindrance to the community now fuck off you stupid twat.
Gregory Smith says – reply to this

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Re: WTF – This doesn't hurt the gays, political correctness and getting bitchy over nothing (Phil Robertson) hurts the gays. As for the guy who said "these poofters should be shot," show some respect, there are many gays fighting in the military for your sorry ass. I support them.
GayAgenda says – reply to this

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Re: Gregory Smith – it's the asinine lowlife bigots who need to be shot. Homophobia should be outlawed. All ignoramuses must be jailed, persecuted and punished by death.
shaygirl1309 says – reply to this

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celebrating men who stick their dicks up other mens assholes and then lick the shit off is SICK.
oli1234 says – reply to this

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The stay at home guy is way too hot for the military man….
Marcuswayne says – reply to this

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Oli I was thinking the same thing. All through the ad you think he's waiting for a hot guy to come home and that's who shows up? yikes
sarah says – reply to this

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i am sure the ad is lovely… but your write up is disgusting… i have no problem with anyone's sexuality but why do i have to read about a lubed anus….?

in fact your write up made me not want to even watch the ad… which is why i say i am sure it is lovely instead of knowing.
Night Owl says – reply to this

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Re: shaygirl1309 –
Totally agree with you, gayness is gross

Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice Footage Shown At Comic-Con Is Spectacular! Watch HERE!

We weren't even there and we were cheering, too!

Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice director Zack Synder gave fans at this year's Comic-Con in San Diego a few treats, but none may have been better than the sneak footage that was shown to the audience!

We talked a little about the description of the sneak peek yesterday, but there is no way to describe the atmosphere and mood of the snippet of the film except to say that we're pumped for this movie to come out!

After stirring the crowd into a frenzy with the epic stare down between Batman and Superman, the two actors portraying those awesome comic book heroes, Henry Cavill and Ben Affleck, appeared onstage, as well.

And it sure seems like no one was complaining of the choice of Ben for Batman then!

After the footage, Zack whipped the crowd into another frenzy by telling the crowd they had to take off to finish the movie, and that's when a bit of footage appeared from the new film Jupiter Ascending, as well! The Wachowskis' upcoming space movie stars Mila Kunis, and we're definitely pumped for that set-in-space epic!!!

Check it all out in the video (above) !!!