This is so sad.
Is that a supermodel straddling a Vespa?!
Just Jay Z's flawless flesh and AH-Mazingly toned legs!
We know Jay and Beyoncé were snapped taking in the beautiful sights of the Dominican Republic via her Tumblr, but we couldn't stop starring at the rapper's hairless glistening stalks!
Who knew Bey's honey bunch had walking sticks that could rival Heidi Klums'???
Keep on doing whatever leg exercises you're doing—because they're totally working!
Ch-ch-check out more pics from the couple's Dominican getaway (below!)
[Image via Beyoncé tumblr]