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Don't think you can get away with getting her a chocolate-scented air freshener, Eric Johnson!
Jessica Simpson's mega-hot fiancé was snapped attempting to spread the love by shopping for his lady's Valentine's Day gift yesterday in Calabasas, California!
The footballer got creative with his cash by oddly spending it outside a car wash for a super romantic treat!
He was spotted with some red heart-shaped balloons and zebra-printed luggage - so hopefully his Macgyver gifting tactics will pay off!
Let us all pray for the sake of their pending union that there's some jewelry hidden in the bag.
Good luck today, bruddah!
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