Olivia Culpo, we are jealous of YOU!
Also, those dance moves. Can we talk dance moves?! OMG.
Ch-ch-check out the hawt music video (above)!!
The guest of honor at last week’s White House State Dinner was French President François Hollande, but those in attendance also came pretty close to meeting another celebrated bald man!
Bradley Cooper’s peen!
That’s because there was only a thin layer of fabric between B. Coop’s bulge and the guests invited to the event by President Barack Obama!
Yup, Mr. Cooper went commando!
Sorry, give us a minute to do something about all the drool on our keyboard!
The American Hustle star spilled to Ellen DeGeneres why he had to go sans underwear to the State Dinner!
He explained that the tux he brought for the black tie affair was the same one he wore to the Golden Globes. The only problem was, Bradley’s been packing on the pounds for a new movie he’s shooting, so when he went to go put his pants on, he could barely button them up!
In order to stuff his junk into his trousers, he decided to ditch the boxer briefs and just free-ball it for the night!
But even without his undies on, his slacks still appeared to be painted on they were so tight!
"I couldn’t even stand up really. They were crazy town tight!”
Press PLAY (above) to hear the Oscar nominee share this HIGHlarious story!
AND watch Bradley Cooper and this year’s Academy Award host discuss how he STILL lives with his mother (HA!) (below)!