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Dexter In Real Life! 19 Yr Old "Satanist" Claims She's Murdered Over 22 People But Only The People Who "Did Bad Things!"

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This is SO disturbing!

We guess nobody told Miranda Barbour that Dexter is a TV show and Michael C. Hall doesn't actually run around killing "bad people" because girlfriend has taken it upon herself to do just that.

Say WHAT?!

The 19 year old self-admitted satanist was caught after she stabbed Troy LaFerrara 20 times, which obviously, resulted in his death.

She was arrested, along with her 22 year-old husband, Elytte Barbour, and admitted to the crimes, but that's not all!

The Dexter-like killer requested an interview with local newspaper The Daily Item, and the information she's given is downright disturbing.

First, she revealed that she ALMOST let Troy walk from their little encounter, which was set up through her soliciting herself for sex on Craigslist, but he "said the wrong thing."

She said:

“I lied to him and told him I just turned 16. He told me that it was OK. If he would have said no, that he wasn’t going to go through with the arrangement, I would have let him go.”

So, the next logical step was to kill him?! Not turn him into the police?!

Miranda also revealed that Troy was faaaaar from her first victim.

She said:

"When I hit 22, I stopped counting. I would lure these people in. I studied them. I learned them and even became their friend. I did this to people who did bad things and didn’t deserve to be here anymore. If I were to be released I would do this again."


This girl is clearly drinking the cray-cray cool-aid.

Let's hope they keep her locked somewhere that she can NEVER escape!

[Image via The Daily Item.]

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13 comments to “Dexter In Real Life! 19 Yr Old "Satanist" Claims She's Murdered Over 22 People But Only The People Who "Did Bad Things!"”

  1. 1

    that is not for her to decide if someone is bad, and shouldn't be on this earth anymore. rott in hell psycho bitch!

  2. Be-Atch says – reply to this


    ……………shr looks like Sara Gilbert from Roseanne…………………..

  3. Joe Camel says – reply to this


    You just did the same thing to her than she did to other people, reinbolta.

  4. John says – reply to this


    Can the author of this use English? Ebonics is not good for translating the news.

  5. 5

    I wonder if this psycho chick ever watched "Dexter" on Showtime. That show was definitely disturbing. Lots of TV shows are disturbing these days … even the regular TV shows on like ABC, NBC, and CBS. It makes you wonder if psycho killers watch these shows in order to improve their killing skills. Crazy azz world we live in.

    Oh well … people obviously enjoy watching gun fights, murders and everything else. Hollywood gives people what they want. Kind of like drug dealers give people what they want. After watching some of these shows I get a sick feeling for an hour or two. It's not too good for the mental health of perfectly normal people. Imagine how genuinely crazy people react to these TV shows.

  6. 6

    Hmm… can't say I disagree with any of you. Our justice system is full of loop holes which are exploited by anyone with a bit of brains, especially the ones who can hire big brains to help them with it, but still, this is not a matter which should be taken so lightly; I mean being jury, judge and executioner all in one. Especially when someone who takes upon herself this kind of "job" is so young and, to say it frankly, quite inexperienced when it comes to social relations. I hope you guys know what I mean. No, I am not judging this girl. I don't know anything about her to make a fair judgment. She did what she thought was the right thing to do. Did the TV show prompted to behave like this? I doubt it. She is definitely mentally unhinged and she needs to be locked up somewhere where she cannot "play" this game anymore. For the sake of us all.

  7. 7

    Why oh why being a Satanist means one has to be a murderer? What the heck is with this assumption? It's bullshit. Most of the murderers are bloody Christians but no one cares to rub this in. I am NOT a Satanist but I have to say that it's unfair to be labelled a murderer (by default!) for people who are. Ridiculous.

  8. Holy Smokes says – reply to this


    These disgusting morons cant even do satanism correctly. Isn't one of the beliefs of satanism is that there is no sexual sin? No "underage". No "infidelity". No wrong in "banging sheep?". "no sexual taboos". Just consent (satanists believe sex must be consensual. They have at least one moral value). Thats the impression I got when I read the writings of a satanist (out of curiosity. I do not believe in heaven and hell). This girl only killed people who did "bad things", but, if you are a satanist, is that your own team? So she poses as a 16 year old but The irony is that the age of consent in PA is 16. Why cant people just use regular dating agencies like Ive done. I'd never use craigslist.

  9. Debra says – reply to this


    I mean, if the people were doing bad things and the police weren't doing anything to stop them I'm glad she tried to help the system, but no, she should not have killed them by ANY means. Dexter is a TV show. He may have a nice way of thinking compared to serial killers, but he is still a killer! She is just as bad as everyone else for killing them! When i watch Dexter I feel disturbed and almost in an altered mind set. I couldn't imagine being a killer or actual sociopath watching that show…. it would definitely push someone over the edge…

  10. Cat says – reply to this


    Good for her! If more people set up peds and rapists like this the world would be a better place. Sad that she was caught…

  11. Ally Cat says – reply to this



  12. Roxy says – reply to this


    If she killed let's just say pedophiles, I don't think I see anything wrong with it. They need to die. That's one mofo less to worry about. Just sayin!

  13. 13

    Ya see Joe Camel, there is a difference. No I am not doing the same to her, I am speaking out against a murderer, not some innocent person….So you condone her actions? and by the way, I'm not out there taking people's lives because "Satan" told me to do it…ignoramus.