Call it karma!
Well, coincidentally, the country's internet is down again!
Previously, when their web went down on Monday, they released a statement saying
This is SO disturbing!
We guess nobody told Miranda Barbour that Dexter is a TV show and Michael C. Hall doesn't actually run around killing "bad people" because girlfriend has taken it upon herself to do just that.
The 19 year old self-admitted satanist was caught after she stabbed Troy LaFerrara 20 times, which obviously, resulted in his death.
She was arrested, along with her 22 year-old husband, Elytte Barbour, and admitted to the crimes, but that's not all!
The Dexter-like killer requested an interview with local newspaper The Daily Item, and the information she's given is downright disturbing.
First, she revealed that she ALMOST let Troy walk from their little encounter, which was set up through her soliciting herself for sex on Craigslist, but he "said the wrong thing."
“I lied to him and told him I just turned 16. He told me that it was OK. If he would have said no, that he wasn’t going to go through with the arrangement, I would have let him go.”
So, the next logical step was to kill him?! Not turn him into the police?!
Miranda also revealed that Troy was faaaaar from her first victim.
"When I hit 22, I stopped counting. I would lure these people in. I studied them. I learned them and even became their friend. I did this to people who did bad things and didn’t deserve to be here anymore. If I were to be released I would do this again."
This girl is clearly drinking the cray-cray cool-aid.
Let's hope they keep her locked somewhere that she can NEVER escape!
[Image via The Daily Item.]