Olivia Culpo, we are jealous of YOU!
Also, those dance moves. Can we talk dance moves?! OMG.
Ch-ch-check out the hawt music video (above)!!
We hope this is some sort of unfortunate hoax, because if Michael Lohan is really threatening the mother of his child right now with a knife it would be HORRIBLE!
Kate Major, who is the mother of Michael's baby, has just posted a bunch of rapid fire tweets alleging that she is trapped in her home with Michael!
And she says he's HOLDING A KNIFE!
She also said he's trying to take custody of their child and that the police were already there but did nothing!
Wow!!! This is scary stuff!
We hope their son Landon Major Lohan is OK!!
[Image via Twitter.]