This is unimaginably tragic.
The team did release a statement on the matter, though (below):
Is that Matt Damon's ass and balls right there? Have we reached the Promised Land? What the fax is going on?!
All this cheekiness started when Jimmy Kimmel retweeted a link that allows fans enter to win a date with the Batfleck and Matt, and Ben responded by making fun of the fact that Matt is apparently "too scared" to join Twitter:
— Ben Affleck (@BenAffleck) February 14, 2014
Then Jimmy got involved and tried to get a rise out of Damon:
— Jimmy Kimmel (@jimmykimmel) February 14, 2014
After that, Matt sent the fax to end all faxes, and, no matter what stage it was in the lunar cycle, he gave us all a full moon on the rise.
— Jimmy Kimmel (@jimmykimmel) February 15, 2014
To which Ben responded with a slight dig at Jimmy:
— Ben Affleck (@BenAffleck) February 15, 2014
Meanwhile, Matt, you can focus on faxing over the rest of your body parts to us later!
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