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Mickey Rourke Gives Us A Glimpse Of His Expendables In Some VERY Tight Shorts!

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They say every 30 lbs you lose, you can uncover up to an inch in peen length!

Well no wonder Mickey Rourke is getting trim!

We don't know if Mickey is training for an Iron Man competition or what, but we're def getting Whiplash doing double takes at this photo!

The Expendables star was spotted after a workout in some pretty skimpy bike shorts that showed off his whole 9 1/2 Weeks!

Hey, those bike shorts come with their own helmet! LOLz! Really, it's just nice to finally put a face to the legend!

[Image via Splash News.]

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6 comments to “Mickey Rourke Gives Us A Glimpse Of His Expendables In Some VERY Tight Shorts!”

  1. Be-Atch says – reply to this


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    Holy F*CK IS HE ugly !



  2. 2

    Perez having a kid didnt change u one bit….youre still groos

  3. WTH says – reply to this


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    Who is that? That's Mickey Rouke. NFW!! It doesn't even look like the old plastic surgery him. Who is that??? Someone please tell me who that is.

  4. Jan says – reply to this


    4

    Re: WTH – your right, that can't be him, unless he has some crazy prosthetics on.

  5. David Estrada says – reply to this


    5

    Lmfao about the whole helmet thing.



  6. 6

    Don't you mean "…..A Glimpse Of His EXPANDABLES"?