That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
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It’s your credit card company!
Yeah, that’s what’s going to happen now if you don’t pay your Capital One bill!
The US-based bank is warning its customers in a new agreement that they will hunt you down if you owe them money!
Hell, we wouldn’t put it past them to drive alongside you going down the highway while screaming out the window, “pay your bill!”
The specifics of the new user contract state:
“We may contact you in any manner we choose [including] calls, emails, texts, faxes or a personal visit.”
K, that’s kreepy, guys.
Not even the IRS can show up at your door without an arrest warrant! So how is Capital One allowed to do this?!
Apparently the 4th Ammendment, which protects citizens against unreasonable searches and seizures, is not being infringed upon in this new agreement because Cap One is considered a civil entity, not law enforcement.
Therefore, they’re free to harass anyone they want in person!
But their aggressiveness doesn’t end at just tracking you down and paying you a personal visit. They also say they have the right to trick you into picking up the phone!
Another section of the agreement reads:
"We may modify or suppress caller ID and similar services and identify ourselves on these services in any manner we choose."
Basically the wolves are dressing like sheep in order to get your money!
How crazy is this?!?
So…what’s in your wallet??
If it’s a Capital One credit card, you better pay your bill! Or lock your doors REALLY well!