Jay Z is one lucky man.
Little Blue Ivy isn't anywhere to be seen -- sometimes mommy and daddy need some sexy alone time!
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Brace yourselves, folks, because this will blow your friggin' brains right out of your ears!
Full House, a.k.a the greatest San Francisco-based sitcom EVER, tells the story of a widower named Danny Tanner. After his wife gets killed in a drunk driving accident, he calls upon his brother-in-law and best friend to move in with him and help raise his three motherless daughters.
Or so we thought!
What if Bob Saget's character's wife was still pregnant when she died?
What if Michelle Tanner is the imaginary daughter he created to help cope with his grief?
What if… Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen NEVER EVEN EXISTED?
Someone took this mind-melting premise and re-cut a brand new show with it and it'll make you question everything you thought you knew!
Whoa! No Olsen twins? That's crazy!
If only they could find a way to digitally remove Kimmy Gibbler instead, LOLz!
[Image via ABC.]