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A Man Claiming To Be The "Real" Jack Bauer Breaks Into Couple's Home For The Oddest Reason! (LSD Is One Hell Of A Drug, Huh?!)
David Stolte, a 30 year old from North Seattle, allegedly broke into his neighbors' apartment, removed their window screens, their peephole from the front door, put kitty litter in their sink, a frozen pie in their oven, a frozen crab in their closet, their clothes in their bathtub, and credit cards into a muffin.
When Derek Doerschel and his fiancée Danielle Green arrived home to see this colossal mess they called police, and found David in their alleyway! Apparently, David threw their missing peephole at Derek!
Now, that could have been a sight for a sore eye!
Police arrested David for residential burglary as he tried to jump the fourth floor railing, and authorities said that he implied that he was on LSD at the time, and that he identified himself as Jack Bauer from 24!
While David has never been convicted he's apparently had a few run-ins with the law before as he's been contacted by the police for running around naked, climbing on roofs at the Seattle Center naked, and smashing a bus window in Oregon and lying in the middle of the road.
Meanwhile David's mom has said that he's on medication for bipolar I disorder, and that he's on the wait list for a therapist.
We hope David gets the help he needs, and that Derek and Danielle got their home back in order, and their credit cards un-muffin-ized.