There's no way we could be this lucky... right?!
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Apparently, during her latest Bangerz concert at Tacoma, a zealous fan (with a future in baseball?) threw a thong onto the stage, Mileybird picked it up, and put it into her mouth, like you do.
Come on! This fan-gone-commando clearly does not know where Miley's tongue has been! JK, but SRSLY Miley, you should be more careful. You don't want to get thong-in-mouth disease.
Along with the photo, one fan confirmed on Twitter that it was Mizz Cyrus just in case anyone thought Miley was thong-fully accused:
OMFG SOMEONE JUST THREW THEIR THONG ON STAGE AND MILEY PUT IT IN HER MOUTH!!!!!
— smiler. (@JasonTrannn) February 17, 2014
Maybe Miley felt obligated to munch on the thong because someone said "one more song," but they had a lisp, and then, at the same time, a fan tripped causing her thong to go flying off and onto the stage?
While we tinker with that conspiracy, we hope Miley schedules a trip to the dentist!
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