Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Besides, we srsly can't see two people who are more in love than these two!
Ellen opened up about her marriage and if these beautiful and loving words tell us anything, it's that these two are in it for the long haul!
"I love her so much it kills me. The truth is, and this is corny, I fall more in love with Portia all the time. I really do. She surprises me all the time. It's what anyone experiences when you find that person that gets you, wants to take care of you, wants the best for you. We're really lucky because we know how rare it is."
If that doesn't convince you there isn't a divorce on the horizon for Ellen and Portia, then we don't know what else would!
Giraffes would have to fly to space before these two split!
[Image via People.]