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Police Called To Stop An Inter-Family Threesome! Get The Deets On The Worst Group Sex EVER!

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In the little town of Chesnee, South Carolina, the population is only 868 people. So it apparently can be challenging to find sex partners with whom you are not related to!

That was the case when cops responded to a 9-1-1 hangup and found a 58-year-old woman who admitted that she and her 72-year-old husband were having “sex problems for the past two years.”

But rather than buy a book about rekindling romance or seek the counsel of a marriage therapist, her hubby wanted to keep it all in the family.

And have his wife hook up with his sisters!

Ahhhh!!!

The woman, known only as “Mary,” admitted to police that she was not down with getting dirty with her sister-in-laws though. She was calling police because she didn’t even want them in her house, let alone her bed!

Baffled, the responding officer was only able to explain the state’s trespassing laws before he likely slowly backed away and sped off in his cruiser as any normal person would!

We’re assuming he was also dry-heaving as much as we are right now.

Blugh!

Good luck on solving those sex issues, Mary. It sounds like with your husband’s familial fetishes, you might have your work cut out for you!

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5 comments to “Police Called To Stop An Inter-Family Threesome! Get The Deets On The Worst Group Sex EVER!”

  1. kelly says – reply to this


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    YOU KNOW THEY ARE WHITE! COME, ON YOU JUST KNOW IT!

  2. Dan says – reply to this


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    PEREZ… you need to get back to your roots. How does this fall under celebrity gossip?

  3. Gore says – reply to this


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    Life would be so much better if every human was bisexual. Being hetero is a curse. Being Gay is a curse. If there was a loving God (and i was him), all humans would be Bi. And there would be no sex diseases and impotence. If she was bi, she'd be like "wow!! ONe of your sisters could be tonging my mouth and the other one my fun zone at the SAME TIME. I'm getting so gooey just thinking about it" and her husband could be like "There is one catch. You have to bring your brother in for me. OKAY?"…"nah. I wouldnt wish you on my worst enemy"

  4. Gore says – reply to this


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    But there is hope for this couple. She didnt call the cops to kick HIM out.

  5. s says – reply to this


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    yokels. inbreds. ahhh white folk, so very fucked up.