Okay, so maybe this small time crook didn't sprint head first into a glass door, but still, he WAS pretty dumb.
First, alleged 18-year-old burglar Adrian Jimmerson decided to break into and steal from a Dallas police officer's apartment! That's mistake number one, for those of you keeping track.
Next, he apparently attempted to heist the cop's service weapon and ammunition! Oh, strike two, kid. Comeuppance will be had. Such is the wheel of karma.
Finally, while he was reportedly trying to scale a fence after being chased down by two witnesses he not only dropped the pillow bag filled with the possessions he took, he ripped his pants (we'll give you a minute to recover from laughing from that visual), and as a result his wallet fell to the ground!
His school ID card was found, and he was arrested the next day. Now, he's being charged with burglary of a habitation, with a bond of $10,000!
Just goes to show you that crime certainly doesn't pay, especially when you rip your pants in public.