Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Is there anything more scrumptious than buffalo wings and a basket of curly fries?
Well, yeah! What if your smoking hot server was ALSO on the menu?? And what if she sort of looked like the super sexy mashup of the ex who broke your heart and one of her best friends?
Would you put THAT in your mouth?
That's just a theoretical question for most of us, but for Justin Bieber it's just a typical Thursday!
She's a 22-year-old former Hooters waitress who has been linked to Biebs' great big bieberoni in the past, but now she's visiting him in Hotlanta!!! She's taken pics from inside his home and went to Dave & Busters with him just before Valentine's Day, too!
Whoa! We've heard reports of Selenita hitting up Hooters before, we wonder if she was visiting her long lost twinzie?
Do U think the JB is bringing Jordan around so he can pretend like he's rocking a Selenita/V-Hudge threeway? Or does the Boyfriend singer intend to make an honest woman out of her?
See more pics of Jordan in action (below)!
[Image via Instagram.]