We almost wish we didn't know!
A new study from Spreadsheets App has revealed a state-to-state guide of just how long men last during sex and even the states with the most endurance aren't all that long at all.
Believe it or not, the app that measures your skillz in bed hypothesizes Alabama rounds out the TOP 10 list of longest lasting bump and grinds at just over 3 minutes.
YUP. 3 minutes!
Then again, we'd be thankful for any hot minute we'd have with a studly Alabama native like Channing Tatum.
Let's not forget we said about 3 minutes is the average and we ALL know Channing is anything BUT average.
Ch-ch-check out the states with the most discipline between the sheets and the studs that reign from those seXXXy lands…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
1. Adrian Grenier (YUM) is from New Mexico, the longest lasting state, with an average hump time of 7:01.
2. Brad Paisley hails from the land of West Virginia with an average sack session of 5:38.
3. Aaron Paul's fellow Idahoans are saying "Yeah Bitch!" at the average rate of 5:11.
4. Aziz Ansari and his former sexually active South Carolina neighbors supposedly finish up at a speed of 4:48.
5. It only gets worse! Jon Hamm's GIANT package apparently doesn't mean he can last! That's right! The Missouri native has been grouped in with people who finish in 4:22.
6. Taylor Lautner's Michigan-born abs mean he might only last in the sack for 4:14.
7. Derek Hough can't dance around getting his release! The dude and his Utah bros average a measly 3:55.
8. While Pretty Little Liars' Keegan Allen is pretty, he represents Oregon and Oregon only averages 3:51.
9. Bryan Greenberg's obviously keeping new fiancee Jamie Chung satisfied, but he and his Nebraskan pals generally last 3:47.
10. And finally, Channing's native Alabama only has an average of 3:38! We'll take it! LOLz!
Tags: aaron paul, adrian grenier, brad paisley, bryan greenberg, channing tatum, derek hough, jon hamm, sex, tacky and true, taylor lautner, wacky