Gushing over the sweet couple, a confidante revealed:
Justin Bieber made headlines again today, but it isn't because he drank booze, or smoked drugs, or drag raced, or egged a neighbors house, or abandoned a monkey, or peed in a container that wasn't designed to store pee!
The Big Bieberoni is in the news for something good! Nay, something GREAT!
His breakout single Baby just did the impossible! It eclipsed 1,000,000,000 views on Vevo!!
Yeah, one billion!!! That's a one and NINE zeroes!
That means one out of about every seven people in the world have viewed the video!!! Whoa, that's especially AH-mazing considering the folks in some countries are still using dialup modems!!!
— VEVO_Media (@VEVO_Media) February 24, 2014
Or, maybe the same 100 Believers each watched the video a million times over! Or maybe Selena Gomez wore out a mouse or 30 of her own clicking on her ex-bf's video a billion times herself!!
Any of these explanations is equally valid because, well, MATH!
Either way, though, that makes it Vevo's most watched clip ever and we're totally proud of JB for reaching such a monumental milestone!!
Hopefully he doesn't celebrate by getting arrested again, LOLz!!