Talk about burning bridges!
Sara started the letter off as a sort of breakup with the company saying:
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And 2014 looks even better than before!
Her Madgesty teamed up with Gucci and together they plan on throwing the soiree of the century!
We've got EXCLUSIVELY! intel and can confidently report this year's invited guests include Anne Hathaway, Bradley Cooper, John Travolta, Will Smith, Kate Hudson, Demi Moore, Glenn Close, Naomi Watts, and — AH-Mazingly — Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie!!
Whoa!!! Those are the hottest names in town! We wonder how Elton John plans to compete with that guest list, LOLz!!!
The Papa Don't Preach performer sadly doesn't let paparazzi into her partAAy and she doesn't have a red carpet, but that's so her guests won't feel self-conscious about getting cray cray!
Makes sense to us, LOLz!!
Ugh! Can it be Oscar night already? We can't wait to see how this all goes down!!!
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