Kris Jenner was quick to shut down those lame rumors that had to do with her baby boy.
When asked to comment on the rehab, the famed momager said they're all:
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Dayum, Gerard Piqué must give good D!
Because on her new song Empire, Shakira compares his touch to world superpowers making peace and stars making love to the universe. And you know those Hips Don't Lie!
Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to hear Shakira's voice shake the heavens when she goes "Woo-woooooooo!" and decide for yourself who it's about!