That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
How dare someone cheat on this rootin' tootin' country cutie!?
Kellie Pickler chronicles an epic breakup in her song Ring For Sale!
And she treated us to an EXCLUSIVE rendition of the AH-Mazing jam live in the Perez TV studios.
This American Idol darling is lyrically hitting her ex-fiancé where it totally hurts - by selling the ring he gave her for the proposal!
Ferocious financial ouchies!
Ch-ch-check out the phenom performance (above) and don't ever mess with Kell!
She'll get ya good!