Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
The biggest scandal the squeaky clean Tanner family was ever involved in was probably the time Stephanie crashed the car through the kitchen!
But put the theme song of House of Cards under the video for the opening sequence of Full House and suddenly this San Francisco bunch is as sinister as Frank Underwood himself!
Ch-ch-check out the mash up of current and classic in The Full House of Cards clip (below)!
But also pretty unsettling!
Watch your back, Comet. We hear Zoe Barnes has some dirt on you!