Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
We heard Sarah Silverman and Michael Sheen were getting handsy recently at a party. Now we know for sure because they've taken their displays of affection public!
The cute new couple was spotted sharing a hand sandwich on Sunday, and boy did they look enchanted!
They say women look first and foremost for a sense of humor in their mates, but Sarah probably has enough to go around.
So what do comedians look for? The usual - vampires, werewolves, Prime Ministers, Masters Of Sex - and with Michael you get all four! Oh my!
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