Start spreading the news!!!!
This is really happening!!!
It's so fickle, so fleeting! Sometimes we never get the chance at the happiness we want, the chance we need and deserve! It's heartbreaking.
And then there are chances like these 15 that we're glad never had the opportunity to get off the ground, because, well…
1. Technology Fails Us All
Using an app to rate how hot people are and connect with them has very few downfalls, but this is def one of them!
2. That Ass
If all he can think about is that ass, that might be a pretty good warning!
3. Pee & Bowling
Just because some people think farts are gross, we guess that doesn't mean everyone? LOLz!
5. Missed Opportunity, Unforktunately
This is the one missed connection we hope was fixed, and that these two people are now best friends in giant utensil heaven!
6. Holy Ass
Who says you can't carry a Bible and wear a thong at the same time?? Nobody!
7. Butter Side Down
Is it weird we want to know what's going on here??
Is this person wrong? Wait, is this even a missed connection??
10. Gas Station
She loved those two dollars. Those were her best two dollars. Those dollars are gone.
11. Farts, Again
A surprising amount of missed connections revolve around stinky gas that comes out of butts!
This one's not even funny. We just feel bad for them!!
13. Nice To Feet You
Nobody wants a 1950's ****! They don't hold up like 1950's cars, that's for sure!
15. Is This Real Life?
Seriously, do things like this happen in real life? Who are these people??
We need a minute to collect our thoughts!
We might have to do a second chapter in our Missed Connections theater here — there were too many to choose from!
Have U ever had a missed connection??
[Image via AP Images, CL Images via Craigslist.]