Olivia Culpo, we are jealous of YOU!
Also, those dance moves. Can we talk dance moves?! OMG.
Ch-ch-check out the hawt music video (above)!!
Remember the HIGHlariously tragic scene in Bridesmaids where Maya Rudolph poo-poos her pretty wedding dress while she's crossing the street?
Yeah, this was like that. But sixteen thousand times worse.
The streets of Central and South London were awash with feces on Thursday! Some pipes exploded and it was a veritable sea of sh*t-filled sewage water.
No. One. Was. Safe.
Well, Americans were, LOLz, but for most of our cousins across the pond it was a pretty crappy situation — pun fully intended!
The Telegraph's Lewis Whyld bravely battled the front lines and captured the whole stinky situation on camera!!!
— Lewis Whyld (@LewisWhyld) February 27, 2014
Ch-ch-check out his disgusting dookie-water pics (below)!
According to the local water company, the fecal flood wasn't actually poop — it was supposedly just a burst water pipe filled with foul-smelling brown water!!
Uhh, we're not sure if that's supposed to be more comforting, but it's not!
[Image via Twitter.]