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SoCal has ideal weather 360 days a year, but those five days of rain can apparently be terrifying to El Lay residents.
And they’re airing out their #Rainpocalypse fear on Twitter!
acid-filled wet stuff started falling from the sky on Wednesday night, but dried up before the morning, which caused some people to think the storm had passed…
So that's it? #larain
— Samantha Silver (@dazeando) February 27, 2014
— Jason Wells (@JasonBretWells) February 27, 2014
Only in Los Angeles do they start talking about an inch of rain a week before its going to happen #canadianinLA
— Sarah Favot (@sarahfavot) February 25, 2014
That free car wash last night was pretty cool. Was that a viral marketing thing or something? #LARain
— Buster Blakeney (@MrBlakeney) February 27, 2014
I saw a TV weather person jumping on a half inch puddle — does that count? #LAWeather
— Trig (@davidtrigla) February 27, 2014
But Rainpocalypse was only beginning!
Friday morning the tweets started pouring in:
— Denny (@UncannyXDen) February 27, 2014
LA IS UNDER WATER WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIIIIIIIIE #RAINPOCALYPSE2014
— roxanne marquez (@roxybebop) February 28, 2014
We are one escaped T-Rex awwy from some Jurassic Park level of rain. In other news, people from LA still suck at driving in the rain.
— Charley Ammerman (@Mord4k) February 28, 2014
Does anyone know if the National Guard delivers breakfast? I’m assuming LA is in a state of emergency with all this rain.
— Ezra Butler (@ezrabutler) February 28, 2014
— Dory Benami (@dorybenami) February 26, 2014
— andy lassner (@andylassner) February 28, 2014
— Dorothy (@Robot_Butler) February 28, 2014
These are the times that try men's souls. #rainpocalypse
— Jeff Brunelle (@heyjeffyb) February 28, 2014
— Kim Carner (@BumblingUnicorn) February 27, 2014
Rain is on it’s way to LA which is scary b/c there are a lot of little purse dogs out there without life jackets. #Rainpocalypse
— Jenna Kim Jones (@jennakimjones) February 27, 2014
Let the storm rage onnnNNNnnnn… — the rain never bothered me anyway (though it totally does)
— Danielle Sacco (@DanielleSacco) February 27, 2014
that's right folks, in LA, a good day or two of rain is an emergency. That's not hyperbole. That's how we live out here.
— The Fat White Hope (@Joe_Schmucc) February 28, 2014
Due to heavy rain, train doors at terminal stations may not open automatically. To open, press illuminated button next to doors. ^JRA
— Metro Los Angeles (@metrolosangeles) February 28, 2014
— Kim Baldonado (@KimNBCLA) February 26, 2014
The rain crossed me over hit me with a spin move and broke my ankles. I was left like where did he go? #LARain
— Gorgeous Ashtray (@Ashy_2classy) February 27, 2014
OMG RAIN BRO WTF BAD DRIVERS AHH
— Danielle Arce (@DanielleArce) February 27, 2014
— L.A. Times: L.A. Now (@LANow) February 27, 2014
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because LA DRIVERS CAN'T DRIVE IN THE #LARAIN! ahahaha!
— you can call me tart (@automatart) February 27, 2014
— Rick Dickert (@RICKatFOX) February 27, 2014
Omg im scured, this rain in LA is so scarry
— that christian girl✨ (@jesus_heartsyou) February 28, 2014
We get that rain is really serious and can be totally devastating, but c'mon Los Angeles! This person said it best:
Rain in LA forcing people to stay indoors? Let me dry your tears with my 10 inches of snow during Super Week.
— Tom Searfoss (@OptimusTom) February 28, 2014
[Image via LA Times/Twitter.]