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Ellen DeGeneres Opens The Oscars With Some Snark! See Her Marvelous Monologue HERE!

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Of course we were expecting tons of laughs from Ellen DeGeneres' opening monologue at the Oscars, but we weren't expecting so much shade!!

The hilarious comedienne got things started off the right way by poking fun at the torrential downpour Hollywood has endured over the past couple of days!

However, things took an unexpected turn when she threw a little jab at Liza Minelli! Where did that come from??

Nobody was safe as her next target was Jennifer Lawrence and her ongoing battle with gravity on the Oscars red carpet!

We love it, but we have to admit we did NOT see that coming! Can Ellen just host every award show every year??

Ch-ch-check out her hilarious opening (above)!

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7 comments to “Ellen DeGeneres Opens The Oscars With Some Snark! See Her Marvelous Monologue HERE!”

  1. Joni says – reply to this


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    Fun!

  2. annainparis says – reply to this


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    It was mild, not really funny. Amy and Tina, by far, did a better job at the golden globes.



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  5. ORIENTALS READ MINDS!! says – reply to this


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    .
    Orientals hide their mind reading abilities by having completely expressionless faces so they don’t accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don’t like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Orientals segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
    Orientals also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.
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  7. Sue W says – reply to this


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    SOOOOOO FUNNY ! Loved it !