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If Adele Dazeem Released An Album, This Would Be The Track List!

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Last night at the Oscars, John Travolta Don Gibraltar introduced the world to the next hottest, completely fictitious singer, Adele Dazeem!

Sure, Adele Dazeem (who we imagine to be a mixture of Adele and Idina Menzel) is no realer than Manti Te'o's college girlfriend (she might even BE Manti Te'o's college girlfriend), but that doesn't mean we wouldn't love to listen to all of her songs!

Find out out what Adele Dazeem's track list might look like…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

1. Trolling India's Streets

adele dazeem trolling indias streets

(Rolling in the Deep)

2. Denying Gratuity

adele dazeem denying gratuity

(Defying Gravity)

3. Left To Joe

adele dazeem left to joe

(Let It Go)

4. SkypeFault

adele dazeem skypefault

(Skyfall)

5. Chaining Payments

adele dazeem chaining payments

(Chasing Pavements)

6. Fewer Bad Zits

adele dazeem fewer bad zits

(Rumor Has It)

Place your pre-order NOW!

Also, are you following her on Twitter?!

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One comment to “If Adele Dazeem Released An Album, This Would Be The Track List!”



  1. 1

    Travolta was sending a coded message from his home planet to all scientologists. He was speaking alien.