Calum McSwiggan is adamant that he's not faking his alleged attack.
"I went to the police and now apparently I'm a criminal."
However, the police have revealed that they have video
[Image via Calum McSwiggan/Instagram.]
Hey sometimes talking is difficult!
Let's travel back to the distant past of February of 2013!
Things were a lot simpler then. Twerking hadn't become a fad yet, Sochi still had dogs that were alive, and if you had told someone that Flappy Bird was taken off the App Store, people would have just stared blankly and said, "what's Flappy Bird?"
Back at the Oscars last year, John almost comically mispronounced Les Misérables as Les Miserabless, which resurrected the angered ghost of Victor Hugo, who then violently terrorized all the nominees with baguettes and crepes!
Okay, so maybe Voltaire didn't rise from his grave, but this grave error was certainly an indicator of bloopers to come!
Ch-ch-check out John's slip of the tongue (above)!!!