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But in the few hours since the broadcast, there has been some backlash against the Adele Dazeem jokes.
According to critics, John's flub was a result of his dyslexia, and it's not nice to tease someone for a learning disability. That's bullying!
While we whole-heartedly agree that mocking someone's learning disability is insensitive and uncalled for, here's the thing- John doesn't claim to be dyslexic. In fact, according to Scientology he can't have the reading disorder- because dyslexia isn't even real!
Yeah, we're not really getting that one either. Luckily, lead Xenu expert and former dyslexic Tom Cruise explains it all in this video …AFTER THE JUMP!!!